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Your Couch, Allegedly Funny Cat Lover Candle – 9 oz Soy

Christmas Warmth
$32.00
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Your Couch, Allegedly Funny Cat Lover Candle – 9 oz Soy

$32.00

You pay for the couch, and the cat lets you use it, sometimes. Choose from five scents, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Christmas Warmth, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented, for the evenings you're allowed a cushion. Made to order just for you.

  • 9 oz amber glass jar
  • 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
  • Scents: Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Christmas Warmth, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented
  • Burning time: 50–60 hours

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Honeyed Hour is a one-person shop run by Jon, the maker behind Kept and Cozy. Real emails, answered by a real person.

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