Custom Saying Candle – Personalized Funny Candle, 9 oz Soy in Amber Jar

$36.00

Your saying (max 40 characters)

Estimated arrival: about 3–7 business days
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Write your own joke and we'll put it on the candle. Type up to 40 characters in the Your saying box. Inside jokes, pet names and "smells like…" lines all work. Your words go on our Honeyed Hour label, printed exactly as typed, so check your spelling.

9 oz amber glass jar with black metal lid
100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick
5 scents: Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Christmas Warmth, White Sage + Lavender, Unscented
Burn time: 50–60 hours
Made to order. Custom labels take 1–2 extra business days before the candle is poured.
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Keep it kind: we won't print hate speech, explicit content, or trademarked names and characters. If a saying doesn't fit, we'll email you before making it.

Because it's personalized, this candle can't be returned for change of mind. We'll replace it if it arrives damaged or if we got the text wrong.

Pairs well with

Made for you, shipped with care

Many of our pieces are printed to order just for you, and we email tracking the moment your order is on its way.

A small, real shop

Honeyed Hour is a one-person shop run by Jon, the maker behind Kept and Cozy. Real emails, answered by a real person.

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